Examples of why I prefer medication to psychologists

"Life motto": Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get

Why this is stupid:

1) I don't know what kind of meth-molk chocolates you have been eating, but my chocolates always come with a colour/pattern code on the box that tells you EXACTLY what type of chocolate it is.

2) If your boyfriend/girlfriend is as cliché as to buy you a box of chocolates, you will ALWAYS know what you are getting.


"Life motto": The grass is always greener on the other side

Why this is stupid:

1) On the other side of what? My fence? Cos that doesn't just APPEAR greener, IT IS greener. Mine is more orange/white/grey/black/whatever other colours are present in cigarette butts.

2) Oh yeah. And. Bozos that suffer from the "grass is always greener" syndrone, are IDIOTS who SUCK and are ANNOYING to know. If you are so immature as to be incapable of appreciating something that is right in front of your face, merely because you don't have to fight fire-breathing dragons and man-sized scorpians to reach them - don't bother with human interaction. Just watch movies instead.

(You know I didn't write this post if there isn't any passive aggression).


"Life motto": When life hands you lemons, make lemonade

Why this is stupid:

1) If life were to ALSO hand us a kilo of sugar, saucepan, and wooden spoon at the point of handing us these said lemons (considering these are the other ingredients/utensils that are required to make lemonade which apparently is possible thus being provided), I'm telling you now - LIFE WOULD NOT BE BLEAK. I think the residents of Last Chance studios taught us all a thing or 2 about what can be done with these items at the last, of many notorious, "Hayley/Brookman Street" parties.


"Life motto": Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain

Why this is stupid:

1) Here's a little motto for you DOUCHEBAG that may very well SAVE YOUR LIFE : "Storms aren't always about rain. Sometimes there is lightning, whirlwinds, hurricanes, etc, so dancing outside is probably THE WORST thing you could do if you prefer to pat a cow with your feet on the ground as opposed to 56 metres in the air".


"Life motto": What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Why this is stupid:

1) Schizophrenia? Depression? Cerebral palsy?  Idiot?